If one more brochure tells me Midlife is all beige cardigans, yoga retreats, and rediscovering my “inner goddess”... I swear I’ll laminate it and use it as a coaster for my champagne.

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For over two decades, I lived with a condition called Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo.

Not the cute kind that gives you a head rush.  The kind that makes you hold the wall when you get out of be...

Before you know it, you’ve hit “Midlife” with a wardrobe big enough to stock a whole department store.  Fully stocked with items that still have their tags on since the 90’s because you’re too frug...